sexy!Bale

I know I've said this multiple times, but I am extremely excited for the release of TDK on DVD. It'll probably be my "new movie to watch every night before bed", which previously has been occupied by Batman Begins. Its predecessor was Shakespeare In Love, which I adore to no end.

I wonder if she's as deaf as she is short.

I have some genius theories about Breaking Dawn! (Obviously you should stop reading and jump ahead to the Christian Bale pictures if you have not read the book and don't want to be spoilt!)

(1) Jacob loves Edward.

Jacob loved Bella. Then Bella got preggers with Renesmee. After that he imprinted on Renesmee. Since Bella stopped being in love with Jacob after she became a vampire, my theory is that some part of her did belong to Jacob, but it was passed down to Nessie. Also, seeing that Jacob didn't imprint on Bella, I can infer that Edward had some part to play in the imprinting thing.

Therefore, in conclusion, Jacob loves Edward. In some weird way.


(2) Jacob loves Quil.

"I thought you were going to make out with him."

Case closed. To be fair, it isn't even really a theory. It's a fact, not a formula!


PICTURES FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ/ARE NOT INTERESTED IN TWILIGHT AND LIKE HOT MAN MEAT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"Christian looks so dapper in that Armani. But I think we'd all prefer him out of it" from http://community.livejournal.com/bale_daily/322914.html, where I get/steal most of my Christian pictures




Alfred: Were you mauled by a tiger?
Bruce: A dog.
Alfred: HUH?!
Bruce: It was a big dog!








Get well soon Morgan!

My genius sister went, "OMG THE DARK KNIGHT IS CURSED!" (an obvious sign that she has once again, been watching that craptacular E! entertainment, because I don't think she knows the word cursed) while me and Bernice were looking at SLKs (which, by the way, are incredibly beautiful). I already knew that Morgan Freeman had been in an accident so I was like, "Whatever, bugger off". She, being Beatrice, persisted and went, "First Heath Ledger died, then Christian Bale..." Which made me go, "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" because I though he had been injured. Then I realised that she was talking abou the whole dramamama thing about the assult incident. Cheh.




And I want it bad enough that I shall swallow my pride and give them whatever they want from me. The scary part is that I don't feel so bad about it after all. I did wrestle with it at first, yes, but I would have done it anyways, nevertheless.

Don't people lie, cheat and steal to get what they need? Plus, I'm not the one who asked for it. It would be foolish to pass it up.

"LOL, oh such wonderful quotes, from such a prolific piece of literature."
"A literary quote must be quoted from literature, not campy trash."

from http://community.livejournal.com/literaryquotes/6076699.html, about Breaking Dawn. Over a hundred comments about how Breaking Dawn suxOrz. And I even laughed along with some of them. D: But then I saw an icon of Christian with the words, "I assult women".

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Asshole who thinks that she's better than everybody else just because she reads ~cool and deep bookz THAT SRSLY PWN YOUR FUCKEN LIFE~!!!!!!!! ERGH! I even looked up her profile and 6 out of 7 her icons are dedicated to insulting Christian. The best one says, "Christian Bale is fucking ugly".

UM.

WHUT.

WHUT.

WHUT.

WHUT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If there is anything that my third (!!) viewing of The Dark Knight made me realise, it is that Christian is more than incredibly gorgeous. (And that performance was actually really really really really really good. It was actually pretty darn close to the amazingness of Heath's performance. But anyways.) I don't understand how it's possible for him to get more good looking as he ages. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

But back to the haters. I don't understand their motivation. I think lots of actors are ugly/not attractive, and most of them do asshole-ly stuff, but I don't go around bashing them all the time. Even if you disliked a "celebrity", do you really have to go to such means to bash them? 6/7 icons devoted to calling Christian names. What do you use then, when you don't want to be an asshole with the same old display picture?

And I didn't actually think Breaking Dawn was that bad. Some parts were kind of WTF-worthy, but I thought it was an okay story, all in all. Maybe I'm just a sucker for happy endings.

Why does he still have a wart even with that routine?

I really should be sleeping. There is no way I'll be able to drag my ass out of bed at 7.30A.M. tomorrow morning. I need to sleep. My eyelids are drooping. I'm probably not making much sense. I have Physics, Bio, E.Lit and Math to do.

BUT I HAVE TO SAY THIS: THE DARK KNIGHT WAS SO GOOD (the second time around, haha). I was quite distracted by sqeauling over Christian, but I could appreciate the fantastic movie making and the performances of the actors better this time. Christian didn't make such of an impact on me the first viewing, but I realise that he was actually really really good, which makes me wonder why I didn't notice his performance before. I think it's because Heath was so compelling as The Joker and his performance was so good that it overshadowed everyone else's that it's quite hard to notice the rest of the cast the first time round (or maybe my brain is just quite small, haha).

Even Harvey Dent didn't annoy me as much as he did in the first viewing! But I still think he's ugly. And it's not because of the cleft 'cos Panayiotis has one and he's gorgeous!

ANYWAYS. THE LAMBORGHINI! AND CHRISTIAN! AND CHRISTIAN IN AN ARMANI SUIT DRIVING THE MOST GORGEOUS CAR EVER! X.X And when he came out of the car after the collision (oh, the poor car! My heart just broke into a million pieces D:) his hair was so floppy and sexy. :D And the, "Were you trying to save this man?" (or something to that effect) responsed with "Why? Who was in there?" was freaking awesome. AWWW BRUCE THE BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY MAN FTW :D Serious!Bruce and Batman are fantastic too though C:

The Joker was so awesomely awesome. His performance was more impressive the first time round, but the level of detail that Heath put into creating his Joker was astounding. The voice, the flick of the tongue and the performance was completely consuming. AND I LOVE THE "WHY SO SERIOUS?" LINE. AND THE PENCIL SCENE. AND THE HOSPITAL SCENE. So many good scenes, ergh! (I swear I was like, "I LOVE THIS SCENE, IT'S AWESOME" AT NEARLY EVERY SINGLE FREAKING SCENE HAHAHAHAHA) Heath for the Oscar for the Best Supporting Actor!

Gordon's little boy is so adorable! "Did Batman save you?" AWWWW SO CUTE. I think Batman's wings are amazingly weird, and I don't understand how they can work. Don't they actually have to beat to keep Batman in the air? IDK~

Anyways, pictures!



I love him in that crisp white shirt, so sexy!






















































It is an amazing testament to this man's face that I hardly even notice the shirts.






Does that say "(something) gives no Bat-nipple"?


He wears suits so well X.X




HAI ALFRED! I love Alfred! "Well, I bloody well told you so!" So awesome, kthnx. Alfred FTW.






I NEED TO WATCH EQUILIBIRUM NOW.






He reminds me of William Fitchner here D: But hotter. Definitely hotter.






GUH. X.X
















I'm not such a big fan of the beard but he's still hot!







Okay I better go and sleep now or I might walk into a wall tomorrow morning or something.