I wonder if she's as deaf as she is short.

I have some genius theories about Breaking Dawn! (Obviously you should stop reading and jump ahead to the Christian Bale pictures if you have not read the book and don't want to be spoilt!)

(1) Jacob loves Edward.

Jacob loved Bella. Then Bella got preggers with Renesmee. After that he imprinted on Renesmee. Since Bella stopped being in love with Jacob after she became a vampire, my theory is that some part of her did belong to Jacob, but it was passed down to Nessie. Also, seeing that Jacob didn't imprint on Bella, I can infer that Edward had some part to play in the imprinting thing.

Therefore, in conclusion, Jacob loves Edward. In some weird way.


(2) Jacob loves Quil.

"I thought you were going to make out with him."

Case closed. To be fair, it isn't even really a theory. It's a fact, not a formula!


PICTURES FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T READ/ARE NOT INTERESTED IN TWILIGHT AND LIKE HOT MAN MEAT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"Christian looks so dapper in that Armani. But I think we'd all prefer him out of it" from http://community.livejournal.com/bale_daily/322914.html, where I get/steal most of my Christian pictures




Alfred: Were you mauled by a tiger?
Bruce: A dog.
Alfred: HUH?!
Bruce: It was a big dog!








Get well soon Morgan!

My genius sister went, "OMG THE DARK KNIGHT IS CURSED!" (an obvious sign that she has once again, been watching that craptacular E! entertainment, because I don't think she knows the word cursed) while me and Bernice were looking at SLKs (which, by the way, are incredibly beautiful). I already knew that Morgan Freeman had been in an accident so I was like, "Whatever, bugger off". She, being Beatrice, persisted and went, "First Heath Ledger died, then Christian Bale..." Which made me go, "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" because I though he had been injured. Then I realised that she was talking abou the whole dramamama thing about the assult incident. Cheh.




And I want it bad enough that I shall swallow my pride and give them whatever they want from me. The scary part is that I don't feel so bad about it after all. I did wrestle with it at first, yes, but I would have done it anyways, nevertheless.

Don't people lie, cheat and steal to get what they need? Plus, I'm not the one who asked for it. It would be foolish to pass it up.