Kevin Flamme with a dash of Josh Beech for Crystal and Abi ~*~

Josh Beech!






















Crystal if you need more pictures ask me and I'll send the whole lot of them to you! Thank you, you are the most awesome person ever <3 <3


Question of the day: Why do Baleheads not find Wentworth Miller good looking?

RVP's Perfect Footballer

Arsenal.com states, "He might have the brain of Dennis Bergkamp, the vision of Cesc Fabregas, the heart of Tony Adams and the lungs of Ray Parlour."

I'm quite surprised that they're starting off this series with Robin. I expected that Cesc or Gallas would be the first. But either way, Robin has wonderful quotes. "My perfect mouth belongs to Cannavaro... He just stick there." (I know a good transcriber corrects the grammar mistakes, but I am not a good transcriber. Plus it's more real and cuter with the mistakes.)

But his selections are quite baffaling at times seeing as THERE WAS NO DENNIS BERGKAMP. WHAT KIND OF A DUTCHMAN AND ARSENAL PLAYER IS THIS? Plus I remember reading this article a long time ago and I distinctly remember him being quite the Bergkamp fanboy. I'm fairly surprised that Flamini was the only Arsenal player (past or persent) that he picked, saying "My perfect heart belongs to Flamini" and "His desire and the way he plays is with his heart".

The only interesting thing mentioned is that there was a charity match "two weeks ago". Why is this new to me? Either this was filmed quite a while ago or my memory is starting to fail me.

I know the article said that the interview will be with the "first-team players", but I hope they'll have Arsene's Perfect Footballer.

Birthday post

Now I can finally use Éclat d'Arpège freely and openly without feeling as though I shouldn't have it yet! How long have I been lusting over that fragrance? 10 months? Probably more. I'm happy! Plus I got a baby Monchichi. Super awesome. Beatrice said that she originally intended my present to be tickets to the Kanye West concert, but my dad said that they were too expensive (read: he doesn't dare stand in a mosh pit again. I think the Linkin Park concert permanently scarred him.).

Other than that, I got my favourite mango cake, which was a beautiful yellow colour. Also, give or take a few minutes, my birthday started with Arsenal winning 3-1 over Everton. Bernice, my dad and I were aruging over whose name to get on the jersey (my dad wanted Cesc, Bernice wanted Robin) the whole day, so I said to Bernice, "If Robin scores, we're getting him. If Cesc scores, then Cesc." But then I realised that Clichy is supi-dupi, wunderbar and (whatever the French word is for wonderful), and that Toure is pretty cool as well. I'm decisive, aren't I?

Me: Cesc broke his nose, now he's going to be so ugly!
Bernice: Was he good-looking before?

I can only be so cavalier about this now because Cesc can play today. (On that note, I'm very surprised that Robin is fit. I just hope he doesn't do something stupid and seriously injure himself.) I desperately hope I'll be able to watch the match since I won't have access to a proper TV. I guess I'll sneak into a bar/pub or something if I get really desperate. But I hate watching football matches with men.



To Serene:
Haha, thank you for flooding my tagboard, it is way too dead! I don't like commenting on LJ so you're stuck with this, I'm sorry :P Debbie came up with Belindie long before you did! But I don't mind you calling me Belindie C: Obvs. Ronaldo is not God's best gift after bread, that's Lars, Christian Bale and Wentworth Miller! You are such a pervert (sigh) Does that make me a pervert by association? Apparently Rosicky is taking yoga to become fit. Perpertually injured indeed. Hahahahah I don't like the Bel thing, it annoys me a bit. And I don't think it's Belle, I just think they can't spell my name.

Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake and dress them in warm clothes again

Today was quite a disgusting day.
(i) Blog hopping is a very bad habit. It's quite fun to take part in some voyeruism sometimes, but at other times it's just plain freaky and disgusting.
(ii) Someone puked in the basin in the toilet closest to the MPR. It was yellow
(iii) A worm wormed its disgusting wormy way across my path (I literally ran home after that)
(iv) AND my fears of doing terrible for my humanities came true.

Oh, and the New Paper ran this article over how "Van Persie missed out on Holland's 2-0 over Switzerland", and that "Van Persie has declared himself fit for Holland's qualifier against Norway". This is so scary on so many levels.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
-> Belinda
-> Belindie
-> Bel (actually only guys call me this. I don't even know why.)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
-> i'm knocking once then i'm busting through
-> elevate the race or love these other motherfuckers too
-> (i can't remember) <-- not the screen name <-- not the screen name

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
-> My hair
-> My (fat potato) fingers that I play guitar with
-> My toes

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
-> My height
-> My tendency to accumulate all my weight around my butt/thigh area
-> My eyes

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
-> Singaporean!
-> Chinese
-> Cantonese

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
-> Worms
-> Failure in general
-> Contracting any type of fatal, incurable disease.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
-> Music
-> TV
-> The computer

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW
-> Shirt
-> Pants
-> Spectacles

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW)
-> The Ritual -- Saul Williams
-> Niggytardust -- Saul Williams
-> Get Involved -- Styles of Beyond
(A lot of hip-hop, hmm. I didn't even notice before this.)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
-> I am a gooner
-> I enjoy studying
-> I prefer naked!Bale to fullyclothed!Bale

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEALS TO YOU
-> Long fingers (but not the gross long thin piano-y kind, the Wentworth Miller kind)
-> Either cropped hair, short fauxhawks or mohawks (but not the kind that extend like 5 inches above the head, the Josh Beech kind)
-> Body modifications (think Josh Beech)

(Sheesh, I'm specific. And I have a huge thing for Josh Beech right now.)

I have a problem with the use of the word "preferred" though. I think guys are attractive in the sexual sense of the word, and that girls are not, at least not in the sexual sense. But that's only one aspect in which I prefer"guys. I like girls better when it comes to shopping.

One of the few aspects I am undecided about is whether girls or guys are better to talk football with. Guys naturally assume you only like football because of the players (think: Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo and William Gallas) and that you don't understand the offside rule. But sadly, about 75% of the girls who are "hxc fanz of ManUtd~~" are only so because they think Ronaldo is God's best gift to humankind since sliced bread.


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
-> Listening to music
-> Reading books
-> Surfing the 'net

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
-> Not be in pain from cramps. It's been bothering me enough that I feel like throwing up. ):
-> Play Mudarra's Fantastia
-> Watch TV without my stupid SCV box dying

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED
-> Lawyer
-> Professional horseback rider
-> Doctor

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
-> Greece
-> Norway
-> Denmark
(I'm so cheating, but I want to go to Spain, the Netherlands, Germany, France, Italy, Jamacia, Mexico and Austria as well.)

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE
-> Yves
-> Jean-Baptiste
-> Dimitrij
(I don't know what I'm going to do if I give birth to a girl. Pray that my husband has some names in mind, I guess.)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
-> Tour Europe
-> Stuff myself sick with good food
-> Watch Arsenal play

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL
-> I squeal (internally) over hot guys
-> I love talking to some people on the phone
-> I (usually) like shopping

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
-> I love watching football
-> I (usually) dislike following other people when they shop for clothes
-> I like hip-hop and rock

Interlullz~

Brenda's dad now thinks that I watch football for the guys, because she told him, "Belinda doesn't like Liverpool, except for Torres." (sigh) I don't even know how she inferred that I like Torres from me saying that he's not completely ugly. If I liked everyone that I thought wasn't completely ugly, my heart would be the size of Chelsea's debt.

I only just realised, while attempting to watch the Scotland v Norway match, that John Arne Riise is Norwegian. Thank you for spoiling my image of beautiful Norwegian people with beautiful flawless skin (but to be fair I made my initial judgement based on um, two Norwegian people).

I say "attempting" because I got bored 30 seconds into the match and swtiched to watching Taboo on National Geographic instead, which was about this initiation ritual performed on young men (I didn't catch where, I missed the start of the episode ): ) where they use razor blades to carve the pattern of crocodile hide on the skin of the young men. Although it was really super cool, it was still quite freaky.

So, because we're bad with freaky television, Bernice and I decided to watch Pixel Perfect. Which was so so so so so so bad. On so many levels. (sigh) It might even be worse than The Cheetah Girls 2, which was already v. v. v. terrible.

I think we're too bored. D:

Which is why we come up with stuff like this:

The club for the Perpetually Injured


President: Tomas Rosicky
Vice-President: Christoph Metzelder
Treasurer: Robin van Persie
Secretary: Sebastian Kehl