Giorgio Armani for Bruce Wayne is probably better than Tom Ford for 007

This week's issue of Urban is running a piece about Tom Ford designing suits for Bond in Quantum of Solace. I haven't (and am not planning to) watch the movie, so I can't comment on Tom Ford's suits but this brings back memories of Giorgio Armani for Bruce Wayne.



Isn't it the most perfect marriage? Wonderful suits on an incredibly beautiful man (in a Lamborghini!). Even after 6 months, it is still all of my fantasies rolled into one happy package.













I think that Armani for Batman is better than Tom Ford for Bond for one very simple reason: Christian Bale is hotter than Daniel Craig. You could put an extremely ugly man in an extremely well made suit and it certainly will make him more attractive, but Bale in an ugly suit trumps Craig in the most gorgeous suit ever made in the history of mankind any day.

Talking about suits, I can't wait to see a '30s Bale in Public Enemies.

I found this picture after lurking on a Bale community on Livejournal.

Which also yielded up other pictures of other gorgeous men.












(Okay most of them are not hot but I found this on LJ too.)

CAPTAIN CESC (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I AM STILL HAPPY ABOUT IT)!!!

But the absence of Gallas' arm around Robin angers me. Gallas was the one who was pointing fingers but instead of Robin not putting his arm about Gallas, it's the other way around. What kind of a former captain is this? (To be fair though, there is a distinct lack of huddling in this picture. Which makes me sad.)

Oh, and even though we lost to Man City, I liked the boys huddling around Robin when he got injured. I don't know if they really care about Robin or it's a subtle fuck you to Gallas, but it's fucking awesome either way.

And to continue with the Gallas theme: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/59575/We-re-all-great-at-the-toss-/ In his new autobiography, he says: “We pass so little time with our wives. Twenty days is not always easy for hot-blooded young men. Certain players say it’s better not to make love the evening before a match as they will not have the legs or strength left to play. Others believe the opposite – they feel lighter. In a nutshell, it depends on the person. When the desire is rising, it’s not easy. Deprived of your wife, you have two choices: either you calm your impulses under a cold shower or you give yourself pleasure on your own. Full stop.”

I don't even know whether to laugh or not. Arseblog is right, Arsenal players should be forced to sign a contract forbidding them from penning autobiographies when they are still playing football for Arsenal.