But this week's been going better than I expected. My Social Studies came back okay, my A.Math wasn't extremely good but it's certainly a big improvement form the 50% I scored on the coursework, English wasn't very good but it's not going to be counted in PPR. So all in all, a pretty good week.
Of course, now that I've said this, I'm probably going to fail the next test I get back.
And today, during recess, Jing was going around saying, "Hey sexy, wanna go out on a hot date?" Hahaha it was particularly amusing because she had a sore throat and sounded like a guy. It's weird when girls sound like guys and guys sound like girls. Bernice and I constantly make fun of someone that she knows that sounds like a guy. It's pretty darn hilarious. Mostly because we do such horrid imitations of low voices.
Talking about voices, I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate listening to Glenn Ong on Class 95FM. The "gooner" voice on 95 my arse. How can you take someone seriously when they've switched from Sp*rs to the Gunners? Huh? Aruge that it's a mistake of youth, whatever, but how sure can we be that he won't suddenly jump on the Man Utd bandwagon if they win the league?
Not only that, he suggested that Clichy, who has made 2 big mistakes this season, be benched, and SENDEROS to replace him.
What the fuck is he on?
Senderos = centre back. Yes, he's doing well at centre back, but read: CENTRE BACK. Not left back, CENTRE BACK. I still remember Blackburn in the FA Cup last season with Phil as a right back. If my memory doesn't fail me, and I don't think it is, we lost 1-0 to a Blackburn goal, which surprisingly, came from the right flank. Hmm... wonder why.
People amaze me to no end.
Oh, and while searching for the Ong-Sp*rs-to-Arsenal thing, I came across this.
Below are the reasons that Jamie is a great football show host.
1) She is hot. I used to think that she couldn't get any hotter when I first met her about eight years ago. How wrong I was. Now at 29, she has matured and blossomed. From a pretty girl next door, Jamie now has sex appeal brought about by her maturity.
2) She looks incredible in an Arsenal jersey. True, she'd look even better in a Spurs one, but you take what you can get.
3) She knows the offside rule. How many women can make that claim?
4) She doesn't watch football and go: 'Ooohh, Cristiano Ronaldo' (followed by a sigh of admiration, and not because of his silky football skills).
I gotta be honest man, the offside rule? Not hard to comprehend. Actually I'm being nice. It's a piece of cake. And there is NO DIFFERENCE in intelligence between a man and a woman. What year are we living in again? Last I checked it was 2008. Not 1938.
Cristiano Ronaldo is not good looking. [[Once again I am being kind.]] I don't get why everyone's like, "Ohemmgee, Ronaldo is SOOOOOOO hawt!" You say beauty in the eye of the beholder. Whatever. I don't always think that this so-and-so person is good-looking, but I mostly can understand how someone can find them attractive. With CryRonaldo...
29 is pretty old. In terms of footballing and modelling as well. [[Actually if you're a 29 year old model, you're ancient history. Andrew is 29, but I think Giorgio Armani and Calvin Klein like him. *shrugs* And guys go on a lot longer than the girls. So whatever man, there are always exceptions to everything.]] And I don't understand how you can find someone who likes a rival team attractive. ESPECIALLY when the team in question are your main rivals. I used to think Jude Law was okay, but since finding out that he supports Sp*rs... ergh.
You know how even wise people have to admit that they're wrong sometimes and they learn and move on? Yeah, I think this calls for it. So here goes. I am wrong about all Arsenal supporters being attractive. Most of them are more attractive than your average non-Arsenal supporter, but some of them, despite being "Gooners", are still very repulsive.
Some pictures to um... whatever you want them to do, I don't know.
This is practically the only polaroid that I could find of Andrew clothed. Not that I'm complaining or anything...
ILY DOLCE. SIRUSLY~. The glasses look really good. Maybe I should wait until next season to change glasses since I can only find these Hugo Boss ones now, which are actually pretty cool, but the sides are horn-rimmed. :/ And not that I have anything against the label or anything, but the SAs at the Hugo Boss in Singapore suck. They'll stand around and dao you unless you're a regular or you're dressed in head to toe in branded goods~. Um, whatever doods. You're working as a sales assistant. If you had any brains or ambition you would be somewhere else.
Tie your shoelace Matt!
I have pictures of guys -- male models, actors, singers, w/e~ -- in my diary. I take great pleasure in looking at it during Chinese lessons. Hahaha okay I kid, I kid. But anyways. There's this picture of this gorgeous Yves Saint Laurent dress on the runway, and my sitting buddy sees it and says, "I didn't know you were into girls as well."
Um. Whut. The picture is about 1/4 the size of the Andrew picture next to it.
Belinda: Hey, wanna be part of the Lars Speak Club?
Bernice: Ye... No, I'd rather be part of the Lars Rap Club.
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