The Perfect Face

I saw this question on http://thefashionspot.com/forum: "Who has the perfect face?" I'd think I'd have to go with Lars for the men, and Polina Kouklina for the women.

I already sense people going, "WHAT?!?!?! No Wentworth? What the hell is this girl's problem???" Read the question carefully. It's perfect face, not an attractive one. I think everyone knows that Wenty's one of the most attractive men on this planet, but his face is far from perfect. Just look at his nose.


I know I posted a smaller version of this before, but guh. ♥ He's perfection for me. The cheekbones, the nose, and the lips. My dad thinks that his lips are too girly, but me and my sister beg to differ. We actually think he's jealous, but meh. If you wanna see girly lips click here. I'm not going to post the picture here because it would through the beauty scale of my blog all outta whack.



Her nose looks a bit off, but still. Her face looks very natural, and she looks very feminine. Which is good, because I'm a very strong believer that girls should look like girls and men like men. Men who look like women = bad. [[Some people are going to go, "OMG NO WAIII!!!!!" Just remember, this is my blog. It's subject to my opinion. You are, of course, entitled to yours.]]


Before I came to the conclusion that Lars is my most perfect face, I briefly considered Jeremy, Gaspard and Jake.

I think his ears are weird. I mean, he's still unbelieveably good looking, but his ears are distracting.


His chin's kind of pointy, in the bad way.


He's quickly out of the "perfect" category because of his scar. Also, his face is a little too pointy, if you ask me.

And just because I know some people won't be convinced that Lars is that amazingly perfect, here are more pictures to change your mind. ;)







That other model is scary. >.<


And the other two are ugly. The guy on the right deserves a special mention because of his eyebrows.






































Mhm, perfection. :)


And just because I can't stop myself.

There's something really weird about this picture, but I can't put my finger on it. Could it be Ade's grey thing? Or Gallas's brown fur thing? Or that Robin looks like a chipmunk? Hmm.

The customary screencap.

Arseblog >>> everyone!!! >:)



I've just heard that my sisters don't need to go to school for the whole of next week. Great. And what are we going to do in school? Get our stupid, idiotic, probably horrible results. >:( I love you, you amazingly amazing education system.

Bernice tells me that teachers regularly read the blogs of the students. She also tells me that lots of people do not want their blogs read by the teachers. I, on the other hand, could not care less. Read whatever the hell you want teachers!!!! If I'm going to post it on my blog, then I'm ready to let everyone read whatever I write. [[Are you reading this Mrs Nath? If you are, HI!!!!!!]]





ETA: Christal's wondering about why my blog is called purplewitness and the background is orange. The purplewitness is something that has a very long story behind it, so let's just leave it that it's a special nickname, okay? :) Orange just because I like orange. Whee. Maybe I should change it to purple.... Ah well, we'll see.