Wednesday, October 10, 2007

1:1, Blackburn v Arsenal. Gah. ): We should've won. I'm a Lehmann fan and all, but maybe it's time to let Fabianski or Alumnia have a go. 2 mistakes in 2 league games is just 2 mistakes too many. I though Sagna did pretty well though, and Eduardo could be called either brave or selfish for taking some shots from range.

And a quote from Arseblog: "As for Robbie Savage (labelled a histrionic disgrace by The Times), if he could translate 1% of his cuntiness into footballing ability he’d be better than Maradona." Respect. :)

Today in Home Ec, Xue Jun and I were moaning about Germany having a seriously depleted squad for the friendly against England. Jansen, Klose, Ballack, Borowski, Schweinsteiger, Podolski, Schlaudrauff are all out. I think there are more that I can't remember. And England say that they have an injury hit squad. They have so many players! >:E Germany better win! And I expect Metze to score 101084327190874190 goals. :)

Oh yeah, I'm supposed to blog about Cleo who broke up with me during Home Ec. D: Hmm, since we're doing biographies in English, let me do a fictional biography for Cleo. :)


Cleo's biography
Cleo was born in the year 1993. She was a bright baby whose first words were "I want cereal!" She was a fast learner, and mastered the alphabet in 2 weeks. She started walking by the age of 6 months, and soon showed potential for being a dancer.

In kindergarten, she was the top of her class academically and literally. She was the best at basketball and netball because of her height. Even at a very young age, her teachers saw potential in her as a model, and made a prophecy that she would someday be invovled in a photoshoot of sorts. She was too concerned with getting her favourite cereal for breakfast to consider that seriously though.

In primary school, she was no longer the tallest in her class, which depressed her a bit. She liked being the tallest, because it made it easier to look at the blackboard [[and in doing that, blocking the view of the short people behind her]]. So she decided to do something about it. And that something turned out to be ballet.

Ballet class was a success for Cleo, and soon she returned to the dizzying heights she dreamed of for so long. By the time she took her PSLE, she was a tall 1.6m. [[Most kids are around 1.5m at PSLE]] She did extremely well for her PSLE, making it into the top 10% of the cohort. And thus she arrived at CHIJ St. Nicholas Girls' School.

She was well liked and did well in her Secondary 1 year, and made it into Secondary 2 Loyalty the next year. She was in the Media Club in Secondary 1, but found it tediously boring, so she switched to Dance in Secondary 2. She was a talented dancer who wowed her teachers and compatriots with her agility. Once, she demonstrated how to do a bridge from a standing position in gym class. Witnesses say that it was a fascinating display of flexibility.

She was also a lively and enthusiastic learner, and was made monitor and later student councillor. She sat next to a girl named Belinda in Chinese Lit, and together, they had many conversations about pros and cons of a life as a badger. Okay, fine, they mostly talked about the life they would, no sorry, will, have as tai tais. They had lots of fun together during Chinese Lit, but sadly, Cleo broke up with Belinda in Home Ec [[not that Belinda had any idea that they were ever together, but that's a whole 'nother story]].

Also worth mentioning is the fact that Cleo was chosen as a model for the school's issue of Connexio '07. It was an honour to be selected as the students were hand picked by the level teachers. The students had to be tall and beautiful, and only very few were selected. In agreeing to participate in the little photoshoot, Cleo fufilled her Kindgergarten teachers' prophecy.
Cleo's fascinating life story is still being written, and will be updated as soon as something interesting comes up.


[[You happy now Cleo? Yes you better be. I spent lots of time writing this!]]

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