Benita's biography

Benita's biography
Once upon a time, there was this little girl called Benita. She had a head of black hair and dark brown eyes. Shortly after her birth, it became evident that she was very talented at sports. She started running around with her short baby legs when she was only an hour old. Her parents exclaimed happily, "Oh! We have an athlete in the family!" They were, as you can probably tell, very delighted.

Benita was home schooled because her parents wanted her to be kept away from junk food in school, so as not to pollute her body with "that garbage". They wanted her to be the best athlete the world had ever seen, or will ever see. They spent their time devising trainings for her, so that she would be able to fufill her full potential. However, Benita had other plans.

Because her parents were so obsessed with planning the perfect training schedule for her, she was left unattended for periods of time. She picked up books about Science and Math and English and started reading them. Keep in mind that Benita was never taught how to read, but being such an intellegent child, she figured out how to read all by herself.

Once the perfect plan was in place, Benita started training strenuously. This left her with less time to do her reading, but she snuck the books into her room and read them by moonlight. As she grew older, she realised that education was something she needed to survive in the world next time. Yes, she might be a great atlete, but the body inevitably degenerates as we grow older.

So, at the age of 12, she told her parents that she wanted to go study in a secondary school. They were, to put it lightly, shocked. "WHAT? Are you crazy? We have spent so much time on you, and you wanna throw it away ... for.... for... for... EDUCATION????" her father asked in a bewildered voice. Benita was adamant though, and at age 13, she made it CHIJ St. Nicholas Girls' School, with the promise that she would take track and field as her CCA.

She was smart and thus was placed in good classes. She was a very quick learner and was promoted to one of the two best classes in the level the next year. Here is what her classmates have to say about her:

Belinda: "She is a smart kid, a bit crazy sometimes, but a smart kid nonetheless. She's also really f**king good in sports, which is kind of unfair to untalented people like me. Oh yeah, did I mention, she's a ManUtd fan. Blehh."
Cleo: "She's one of my best fwends!!!!!!! *screams for mudpie*"
XueJun: "Haha, like Belinda mentioned, she's mad, but smarteth. She hates Chelsea and Jose Mourinho though.... Grrr."

Yes, as you probably can tell, she picked up on football in her first year in St. Nicks, and chose to follow the league winners of the 06/07 season. She tried her hand [[or rather, feet]] at football, but wasn't exactly the next Rooney, so she decided to concentrate on her one true love -- running.

She has won many awards and accolades for her excellent results in both sports and academics, while not failing to be humourous and well-liked by her peers. Her fascinating life story is still being written, and will be updated as soon as something worthwhile to update about happens. :D


Haha okay I'll admit it was as inventive as Cleo's, but that's because I know more about her. But I wrote it, so be grateful!!!!!1111


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First we have the amazing "Hooker with a Penis". I quote from the song: "I sold my soul long before you ever heard my name; I sold my soul to make a record, and you bought one".

Second, we have the just as amazing Die Eier Von Satan. The beat sounds really military-ish and all, and you have this guy almost chanting something in German. You might think it's "OMG NAZI!!!!!!!", but if you take a second to check it out on gooogle, it's actually a recipe for cookies.

Third, the best song on the album for me -- Forty Six and 2. It's something about growing and changing that's deeply rooted in the Jungian theory, and because I don't study philosophy and thus will probably screw up trying to explain it and look like an idiot, I won't even attempt it. :) But it's really deep. Especially compared to stuff like "Potential Breakup Song" by Aly&AJ.

Ooh look, I managed to do a post not mentioning anything about Arsenal! Oops, I just did. D: